Some anti-semites like to spread lies. One lie being that Jews are pretty good at math. I hate that people always look at me to figure out how much to tip. I don’t know this shit. Isn’t this why calculators were added to cellphones? I can’t pinpoint where this lie started, but it might have to do with Jews being accountants and have other money making number crunching jobs. Luckily we have a wonderful Jew in Congress who put this math lie to rest.
CANTOR: Well James, we can stop it, and that’s why we need your help. We’ve got to stop this cycle of spending money we don’t have. This spending and debt we’ve incurred over the last two years has exceeded that which this country has incurred over the last 200.
Yeah, fuck Obama and his spending. We have obtained more debt in the past two years than in the 200 years prior to that. Fuck the government. Oh wait. This was the lie I was talking about. So whats the big math problem here?
Apparently the U.S. was $10.6 Trillion in debt before 2008 and has since added $2.8 Trillion. So um… 2… carry the 4… divide by 8…. I guess 2.8 is less then 10.6. You would think that with all the debt the government has accumulated, at least one congressman would have bought a calculator with that money…
Thank you Congressman Cantor for putting this stereotype to rest!
