I skimmed through this video a few days back and saw nothing of it. Creepy. Weird. Didn’t care. Pitchfork was giving it way too much attention and Diplo was answering Hipster Runoff’s stalking tweets about motorboating. I finally gave it the full spin. Boy is this video fucked up. So fucked up I had to watch it again. Now as we speak, I must have seen it 25 times in a row. I’m captivated, grossed out, and wondering what my mother’s reaction would be if she walked by my computer or listened to the words blasting. Would she find the statue of Casper the Friendly Ghost with a giant dick funny or disgusting? Idk. Why am I thinking about my mother and her opinion of this video? #NeuroticJewishBoyIssues
If you didn’t get the point of this video, its song against circumcision. This boy wants to keep his woody allen uncut and the people of his religion want him to go through with the process. Or something like that. I dont know. I dont get South African cultural references, and I dont speak Afrikaans. And of course I didn’t read anything pitchfork had to tell me. So take my assumption for what its worth.
Anyways, I cant tell if I feel bad for the teenage Xhosa guest-emcee, Wanga, or feel bad for him. He either has a huge dick or was awkwardly popping viagra the entire shoot.
YOOO EVIL BOY!
WHY IS YOUR INCANCA SO BIG?ALL THE BETTER TO LOVE YOU WITH!
NO GLOVE NO LOVE!
IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME
TAKE YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF MY UMTHONDO WISIZWE!
Here is to more freaky music videos to keep me occupied in 2010!
Roberta Winkleman
10/29/2010
Here is your Mother’s opinion of this crappy video. Too much Mother f—— going on. The penises are fake, except maybe for the Black dude . How about a video which has romance in it? can you find one?
Your loving Mother