I am tired of the government telling me what to do. “Pay your taxes” “Stop taking nude runs in the park” “No smoking in the baby’s ward of the hospital”. And now? Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell (Tea Bagger – DE) is speaking out against masturbation. Well I’ve had enough! It’s time to be as free as our founding fathers wanted us to be. Time to start a pro masturbation party! Self love is still love! Toots, since you’re against pre-marital sex, and you’re not going to put out like you used to, self love is the only love. Just saying. But really, this shouldn’t be a shocker to people who have heard anything O’Donnell has stated in the past. Here is a short list of crazy cracked out statements made by O’Donnell:
“It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be be abstinent alone. The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery, so you can’t masturbate without lust.”
- MTV Interview“We took the Bible and prayer out of public schools. Now we’re having weekly shootings. We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS.”
- Politically Incorrect“God may choose to heal someone from cancer, yet that person still has a great deal of medical bills. The outstanding bills do not determine whether or not the patient has been healed by God.”
- Live Leak
You really have to wonder why people don’t like the Tea Party. FreedomWorks Chairman and Tea Bagger financial supporter, Dick Armey, has asked the same question. The Tea Party is sick and tired of being called out as the racist, anti-semetic, Islamaphobes that they are. Bill Clinton even stated that the Tea Party makes George Bush look liberal. So how do they battle this? JEW UNIT! That’s right Neo-cons just happen to hate being taxed and are huge Islamaphobes too. What better partner in crime? Jews and Tea Baggers can start sending each other e-mails about how Obama is an ape from Japan trying to get revenge on America for Hiroshima and Nagasaki by re-incarnating Hitler and other paranoia beliefs. PERFECT!
But wait. What’s that Mrs. Tea Bagger candidate?
You thought the tea baggers were crazy as hell? Well… you’re right. Who the hell would go on stage with massive amount of freaks and hold their ground on their racist and crazy views? This chick has some balls (although, since she is against masturbation, she won’t play with said balls). Bill Maher is right. How could he never receive an Emmy when he puts a mess of people like this on his show.
To restate what was said so you don’t have to re-watch the video:
O’DONNELL: A lie, whether it be a lie or an exaggeration, is disrespect to whoever you’re exaggerating or lying to, because it’s not respecting reality.
MAHER: Quite the opposite, it can be respect.
IZZARD: What if someone comes to you in the middle of the Second World War and says, ‘do you have any Jewish people in your house?’ and you do have them. That would be a lie. That would be disrespectful to Hitler.
O’DONNELL: I believe if I were in that situation, God would provide a way to do the right thing righteously. I believe that!
MAHER: God is not there. Hitler’s there and you’re there.
O’DONNELL: You never have to practice deception. God always provides a way out.
Some people would worry about a candidate stating they wouldn’t even lie to Hitler about having Jews in their basement. You would expect to see this on the front page of Jpost or posted by all the neo-cons on facebook I harass. But no. It doesn’t go along with their rhetoric. Which makes me believe that the Tea Party could actually enlist / enslave Jews.
What, these photos? No, they never existed, but Obama is trying to destroy Israel! Blow me.
via Think Progress
Virgil Forever
09/16/2010
Crazy is as crazy does. Zion WTC 9/11 9/12 Project 2012 Libertarian Amero Glenn Beck Tea Party
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Lemon.
Alex - Resident Goy Writer
09/16/2010
Somewhat ironically for that sign, they actually call Lenin’s brand of Socialism “Leninism.”
Armageddon T Thunder
12/01/2010
People need to wake up the fact that Glenn Beck is simply another opinion pushing charlatan who is a product of mormon cult theology that he mixes with parts of Catholicism and his personal core as a dry alcoholic. And for the record, he is a Mormon and not a Christian. The two are not the same as one is a cult and the other is a religion. This makes Glenn Beck one very twisted screwed up moron who sold his soul to the lowest common denominator of personal stupidity. And for the record…the religion of Islam has far more in common with Christianity than the mormon cult.
The truth about Beck is that he a dry mormon alcoholic who never got the counseling required for alcoholics. Because he does not possess a single ounce of journalistic integrity, this makes him the perfect abortion poster child for Fox Network. Considering the fact that Beck’s personal views are extreme Marxist Libertarian, his form of patriotism is false and he is a person who has no real substance or depth.
Glenn Beck consistently demonstrates all the unstable behaviors of a dry alcoholic which include grandiosity, judgmentalism, intolerance, impulsivity, ADD, indecisiveness and blindness to truth. In short, Beck, Limbaugh, O Reilly, Hannity, Palin, O Donnell, Coulter and others like them frequently pervert truth, history, facts, religion and the US Constitution when they open their big mouths. Beck is simply part of a national league of pseudo-conservative idiots who make big money by selling lies and half truths to impressionable fools that occupy the lowest levels of society. Basically…tea baggers and registered republicans who are condemned to repeat the mistakes of history.