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On Star goes the Indie Route

Oh On Star, the company that is exclusive for paranoid Jews and rich people. And since hipsters are rich, I get the connection. I have a few problems.

1) You crappily edited the shit out of Modest Mouse’ Float On.
2) This song is not old enough nor new enough to be allowed into a commercial. Does On Star not ‘get it’?
3) The lyrics begin “I backed by car into a cop car the other day”. Why not add those lyrics? They are far more appropriate than the chopped version of the song.

On Star, all the other car companies already tried this game. Hipsters were 2008. Find yourself some new Ad men.



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  1. Furthermore, ever hear of stealing a cellphone to steal a car? Sheesh…

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