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Should Jews Join the Tea Party?

No. The answer to that question is no.

Some douchebags in the Tea Party have decided to take advantage of our elderly, senile grandparents. It’s bad enough our people have enough stress and paranoia as it is…do we really need any more? Yet everytime I try to forget that the Tea Party exist and are undermining the uber-partisan political bullshit in our government, they have to come around and bother us again. Like some uppity charity organization.

Though he said “there are a lot of Jews in the tea party movement,” he conceded that “a lot of Jews are traditionally Democratic and traditionally liberal. But there is definitely a contingent of conservative Jews out there, and it’s underrepresented. I think there should be a lot more conservative Jews than there are.”

Call me crazy, but I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the 4 registered Jews in the Tea Party are Islamaphobes, narrow-minded right-wing nutjobs that will believe any conspiracy theory against THE JEWS. Or the Tea Party isn’t racist, doesn’t have less diversity than the fucking Republican party, and is super hip and cool.

But I’m sure their constant comparisons to Nazis, the Holocaust, and all things Hitler wouldn’t seem offensive or insensitive to Jews at all. Right?……right?

Somebody doesn't quite understand the meaning of a 'metaphor'



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