For past few years there has been an argument in NY. Is the water kosher? Well. Is it?
Small little animals, possibly dinosaurs, live in New York water. If you hold it up to the light, and then hold it up to a microscope, you might be able to see little Diacyclops thomasi, along with some Mesocyclops edax and Skistodiaptomus pygmaeus. I dont give a fuck if they are crustaceans or give you magic powers. I dont think I could ever put Mesocyclops edax in my stomach. Have you seen that shit? It’s gross. I think it looks something like this:
But for real. Whether you eat kosher or not, its always best to filter that shit. Practice safe water drinking. Wrap your wang before you bang.
