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The man is trying to tell you what to smoke and when

Have you seen the recent commercials for e-cigarettes? You know, the ones where you can smoke inside because they are not real? From what I understand, you pay like 50 bucks to get nicotine vapor. Users say its a great way to quit smoking.

What happens when a slightly positive thing happens in this world? The lobbyists come in and push the fat cats in Washington around.

It looks like these e-cigarettes will be coming off the market because they are not “FDA approved.” I wonder if pigs blood in my filter is FDA approved. Whatever. Fuck them. I can’t buy clove cigarettes anymore (not that I ever would, it’s just the principle of the matter), I cant buy “Pall Mall lights”, I can’t even buy those wonderful Nat Shermans. Why? So that the kings of the tobacco lobby can fill their pockets with gold.

WE WANT LESS GOVERNMENT! GIVE ME MY UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK! RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE!



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