Basketball players get back to their roots: Being Jews

Our forefathers started basketball. They were not good enough to play baseball, they were scared to play football…and hockey? Why am I even mentioning hockey? No one’s mother would let them go near ice. “You might fall in the frozen lake and die like that boy 100 miles away did 15 years ago”.

Basketball: It’s a slow sport, high scoring, and all the skill you need is to get a ball in a hoop. Easy. That’s why I’m not surprised more players have been ‘coming out of the ark’ and publicly stating they are Jewish.

Recently, NBA player Amar’e Stoudemire found out that he has a little bit of Jewish in him. Enough for him to start learning hebrew and using the twatter to tell people about his trip to Israel. Although, I think the new tattoo is a temp.


(via huffington)

Then Shq starts throwing some Hebrew bombs that TMZ picked up here.

And then not funny Jeremy Piven did this awful ‘trick’ shot that is not even worth me showing you. Instead I’m just going to show you a video of him playing George Costanza on Seinfeld.

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