Stoopid t(w)eens lose hearing

Oh noes!!!! Studies still show that teenagers are using earbud headphones to ignore each other and it’s making them all go deaf.

It turns out that these days 20% of teens have some hearing loss. The same percentage of teens don’t believe Barack Obama is Christian. Call me crazy, but there must be a direct correlation.

Ya know, I don’t wanna hear whiney teens whining about being deaf. Back in my day we didn’t even have earbuds. We’d lose our hearing while trying to listen to those stupid, crappy, $1 headphones that went over the top of the head. They weren’t noise canceling, and the earpiece covers would fall off within 30 minutes.

Did we care? No, because we were too busy rocking out to Smash Mouth and Weezer’s Blue Album. While our ears and heads felt uncomfortable.

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  1. Yo, how about how earbuds and headphones in general always lose sound in one ear unless you hold the cord a specific way. That seems to my biggest problem.

    Although the new pair I just bought has a cloth cord, so I’m hoping it won’t happen like that this time.

    • Truth. Wireless headphones are the way of the footure!

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