97 year old New Yorker not afraid of life

I don’t know what it is about old New Yorkers. But if you can survive our last great war, kick Nazi U-boat ass, and live in that urban hellhole for 97 years, one douchebag slumlord can’t be much of an issue.

I like how he’s not willing to back down. Sure, he may be old world by telling his landlord to ‘go back where he came from’. But he also isn’t afraid to talk shit. Muthalover has a gun. He’s a certified Nazi killer. You think he’s afraid of some young rapscallion trying to get all up in his grill? Old man got some steady shootin’ hands. Nobody would convict a 97 year old man. Nobody.

$63 a month for an apartment in Brooklyn? I bet he has enough money left over to spend all the time he wants at the five-cent slot machines in Atlantic City. Which is only the way it should be. The man is a veteran.

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