Rhode Island is so Lame

This lady is screaming out my window every morning when I’m trying to get work done. My cuz shot this video two years ago and she is still at it. I wish I was lying. I wish this was a dream. Rhode Island blows. I get a house for a month and what am I going to do? Apply to 1000 places just so that I don’t have to be here any longer (anyone hiring a graphic designer didn’t think so…)

Where are all my people at? I took a one mile walk last night and ran into a raccoon and two skunks. The bars are empty and close at 1am. I’ve been to parties where people just walk away from me while I’m talking. No one calls you back. No one goes out. I’m having more fun going to the bar with my parents then I am going drinking with random ppl in RI. What the fuck?


I’m surrounded by people who post things like this on craigslist. I’m putting Rhode Island up on our list of things that are not cool. Since we don’t actually have a list, I think you’re going to have to remember it yourself.

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