Chuck Schumer wants you to believe he is just like you

Chuck Schumer (JewD-NY) was recently spotted at Williamsburg’s East River State Park jamming out to Deerhoof & Xiu Xiu playing Joy Division’s Unknown Pleasures album. Most people would agree that this was just a ploy to gain more voters.

Chuck Schumer forgot to do his research. It’s heavily known that hipsters h8 voting. They h8 the government. They h8 freedom. And h8 filling out the census. There was no way he was going to get these people so register to vote. Telling the government you exists will only get them to send you jury duty notices. DUH.