Condi Rice and Aretha play music together in Philly

WTF, Aretha Franklin. You’re now like every other diva queen/rapper out there today. All you care about is banging lots of women and snorting coke with famous celebrities.

Atleast most rappers get semi-attractive, if not shallow and whorish, women. Did you have to settle for our former Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice?

If I on a drunken whim had bought tickets for this show in Philly, I’d punch Aretha right in her smug face. She’s wasting my time with this political shit. Because I’m sure this is a political ‘fuck-you’ to Barack Obama, since Aretha was the only singer at Barack’s presidential inaugural address.

And don’t go and tell me that Condi is apolitical. She has no business with Aretha. This is America. Unless you were a former president and there is some international disaster (AIDS, tsunami, etc) you are NOT allowed to cross political lines for charity. EVER.

What happened to you Aretha? You used to be so cool (like 3 decades ago). And then I loved you for being ‘oldies’. You were an old black woman, and I was a young white hipster male. The irony was oozing with oodles. But now I’m never eating another Snickers in my life.

On a totally different note, if Bill Clinton played a sax solo with Squirrel Nut Zippers, I’d be the first one in line.