Zombies roam Williamsburg

I pity the fools who are not the Mr. T zombie!

God damnit, those Hipsters in Williamsburg think of all the coolest things. A zombie bar crawl this past weekend? Thank you for putting together the two things I love and live for the most. Sure, Burlington has a zombie day. But they don’t go to bars. And they aren’t frequented by hipsters.

These Brooklyn zombie days are really special. Not just because they played “zombie football” at McCarren Park. Or because they ended up partying at the super-hip Knitting Factory. Because zombies rule, plain and simple. And anyone who wants to dress up as a zombie and stay in character for 5 hours is my friend.

But if you don’t stay in character and are only donning makeup to get some zombie-loving, well then screw you. Do you even care about the zombie apocalypse, or is this just some game to you?

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  1. Philly has a Zombie day. They go to bars.

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