Someone buy that girl a sandwich
I think Urban Outfitters has entered the contest for most chauvinistic clothing line. You’d figure Dov Charney and American Apparel would have that cat in the bag. But looks may be deceiving. Or Urban is tired of selling clothes to the cash-strapped alt college crowd. It’s about time they focused on cornering the market for rich skinny hipster assholes.
If it makes you feel any better, the shirt’s description is “Eat less or more or however much you’d like in this seriously soft knit tee cut long and topped with a v-neck”. Did I say better? I meant worse. But you know, it was obviously logical and catchy to put only the first two words on the T.
Oh whoops, the website now says that the product is no longer available. Is this a shirt worthy of being sold at HipsterJew.com?
I’ll tell you one thing. If Urban Outfitters is trying to be ironic, they failed miserably. Maybe if they read this blog they’d be able to come up with something a little wittier.
[Editors Note: Just because the shirt was pulled from the website does not mean it was pulled from stores. Give it to the fattest person you hate]
