Where to begin…
These ‘internet-sensation wannabees’ are so heinous you will wonder why it was put on the interwebs. The video is embarrassingly bad. So bad that if my child ever did this, I’d stick them with the wedding bill after backhanding them all da way to da bank.
First of all, Animal Collective for a wedding song to dance down the aisle? Freakin’ Animal Collective? Even having Lil Wayne rapping would have been classier. They obviously don’t want this marriage to last long. So maybe for the 2nd wedding they can play LCD Soundsystem’s ‘Drunk Girls’. That’d at least be a bit more appropriate.
Secondly, the choreography is miserable. My 87 year old grandfather can dance better than this. Even my scrawny Jewish white-ass can dance better than this. It looks like they took random people off the street, gave them Salvation Army reject clothes, and then threw them into the dance routine.
If you can last to the 4:00 mark, the dancers fail an attempt at ‘the wave’. Why they chose something as mundane and dreadful as ‘the wave’ is befuddling. The fact they failed at something that 30,000 drunk baseball fans can do is pathetic.
What a waste of everyone’s time and money. I just hope the hipster bride wasn’t from hipsterwifehunting, because I still have faith in finding my wife-to-be from that site.
I would give this video a grade of some sort, but it’s not even worth half a PBR or a American Spirit loosey.
