Your Seinfeld News Update

- Well, it seems that Jerry Seinfeld continues to remain in the news. He called Lady Gaga ‘a jerk’ for her antics at Yankee Stadium. She wasn’t invited to sit in Seinfeld’s seats but did anyway, and had to try to be outrageous, too.

Yankee fans aren’t supposed to have this much class

Not surprising, the only people that care what Jerry has to say are Jews and 50+ years old.

I may sound a little crazy here, but maybe Gaga should try to be outrageous by acting like a normal human being. Or atleast stop putting out typical mediocre pop songs. Alejandro? Telephone? Sounds like shit I listened to in the 6th grade back in the 90s. Get real, Gaga.

- Also, if you ever loved the greatest Seinfeld character of all time, The Soup Nazi (if you need to ask, you shouldn’t be reading), now you can have the chance to meet him! Al Yeganeh, after 6 years of closing his soup store, will reopen! If you are in Manhattan, check him out at Soup Kitchen International on West 55th St. Just remember to follow proper protocol.

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