Searches that we have to answer

So, we get a lot of random google searches to our site. Some of them are fucked up and I feel like we need to share with you. So every once in a while we will answer 5-10 search questions, statements, or comments.

is justin bieber jewish

What a interesting and mind stimulating God awful question. We don’t want her. Next.

wtf montel williams

I know, right. WTF. First you were black, then you were white, and now you’re dead? Oh wait, that was Michael Jackson R.I.P.

alec baldwin fucking a jewish pirate

I’m pretty sure we proved that there are no Jewish pirates. But if you know anything about Alec Baldwin fornicating with one, please send us the video info [at] hipsterjew.com

can we kill all the hipsters?

Thanks for the support. Keep searching us.

did the jews eat babies

What type of retarded question is that? Do we eat babies? Were you born in the Medieval Age? Of course we eat babies! Just last week I had a vegan baby. It went great with my motzah.

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