I love Judith Sheindlin. I was weaned on Judge Judy from an early age. She is and forever will be my moral compass. And this video just shows how amazing she really is. A 3K Gold custom Brooklyn-made Fixie? They don’t do that bullshit in Hollywood.
One may ask how two lowly messenger boys got the money for such expensive bikes. I’m just wondering why their parents still give them money to waste on such frivolous things. The bike goes faster because you paid more for it? Right. And probably the more obscure music you listen to, the cooler you are. THATS how it works.
Maybe you should have taken a business class instead of getting an English degree. Which I’m sure is utilized everyday delivering documents and chicken noodle soup to wealthy businessmen.
Courtrooms need more bailiffs like Petri Hawkins-Byrd. Because Judge Judy has 70-years old Supreme Court status. The girl’s gotta spend money on those stylish robes. She doesn’t have time to look up information on bikes. Or make sassy jokes in the process. Petri + Judy = dynamic courtroom duo.
Lastly, everyone knows the rule. When your roommate burns a hole in your mattress the size of a small child, you don’t leave valuable objects around the house. Judy should have penalized the dumbass for not knowing the “angry-roommate-so-don’t-leave-$3500-bike-around” rule.
If only she gave us her signature phrase “don’t pee on my cupcake and tell me it’s frosting”.
