Israel will never win at soccer

Although the video is kinda old, I don’t know how this missed everyone’s radar. But I’m tired of beautiful Jewish people like myself being blamed for the world’s problems. I have nothing to do with people’s low self esteem. Blame God for this beautiful face, not me.

I didn’t ruin the tv show Lost, nor did I have anything to do with Futurama being taken off the air. And I definitely didn’t ruin Israel’s chances of making the World Cup.

I know Israel loves destroying Jewish stereotypes, but it may be time to throw in the towel on this one. They’ll never win a World Cup tourney. My mother guilts me enough.

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