Shit. I was just about to go out and buy a VolksWagen. But then I realized I’m a no-good conforming Creed-listening toolbag. VW, why do you gotta front?
Do hipsters have super powers? I’m so utterly confused. I thought they had the power to scoff at everything. But here it seems they also have the power to instantaneously grow different facial hair. I can think of a few bros who could use that power.
So if I understand this bit of genial German advertising, it seems whoever drives the new Polo rides on his own individualistic terms. He’s above the trends. Above the influence of Devendra Banhart, if you will. Everyone else? They think the new Modest Mouse is better than the old stuff.
What do you think: Is VW the preferred car of hipsters? Does this now make them even more hip for proclaiming the obvious about hipster culture?
