Always faithful and pedantically-Anglo BBC News has reported a scientific study about smoking cigarettes. Jewish hipsters, listen up because this one is for you.
Psssssttt. Over here. I’m going to whisper so your mother wont hear us. Hey, guess what? You can stop blaming your mother all the time for causing you so much grief, eventually leading to your chain smoking. Why is that?
Because guess what? It turns out that there are several genes in your body that may effect how much you smoke and how likely you are to quit smoking.
So I’m not saying to continue blaming your mother, but you did get half your genetic make-up from her. Oh, and before I forget, stop blaming the economy for the fact you live in your parent’s basement. No one made you get that studio art degree at a private university. Can I have an American Spirit?
On a side note: I love BBC because they get terrible quotes from terrible people who don’t matter. The quote for this article was:
“Smokers who want to quit should not wait for treatment tailored to their genetic make-up” – Amanda Sandford, ASH (a public-health charity).
Because obviously Amanda knows that smokers are spineless SOBs looking for any excuse to continue giving babies and the elderly secondhand smoke. Definitely not because it’s addicting or makes you look really really really bad ass.
