For some reason (i.e. the Jews), Urban Dictionary refused our word of the week. Well we say screw ‘em, we don’t need their fancy website or their fancy pants.
Woody Allen
A Jewish nerd with an erection
Mendel looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
The Duckman — It all started with the wheel, man. The wheel is what we need to get rid of.
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
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