Don't piss off UK Hipsters

I don’t know what it is about clothing sales that make average people go bonkers. First an H&M opening in both France and Israel caused people to loot, injuring irresponsible parents’ children in the process. Now we have this one at American Apparel, which the Huffington Post called a riot. Really, Huffy?

This video showed one asshole hipster standing on a car. He probably did it because his parents refused to pay for a new iFad, and he knew that if he got arrested it would shame them immensely. But this was no riot, no siree. There was a long line of quiet, patient hipsters waiting to save some money on over-priced unisex clothing. Dov Charney was no where to be seen.

Now, if they want a riot, I can show them a riot. This one at AA is total Bush League. Huffy, I’m all for blaming Jews and hipster (especially the combination of both), but these one just ‘aint true. Sorry.

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