Prom Sucks

We at Hipster Jew hate social events of all kinds – and prom is no exception. (Our dance moves are awkward, our clothing too cool for school.) We have all heard about the lesbian chick in Mississippi who was told she couldn’t bring her girlfriend to prom because it’s for ‘boys and girls’. Not for ‘girls and girls’. If you haven’t heard anything about it, you can read up on it here.

After the ACLU sued the district and won, the school district was forced to allow the girl to go to prom. The family and school district had another plan. The prom the lesbians went to was really a decoy prom. Only 7 other kids showed up. Two of them had “learning disabilities”. (I don’t think I want to know what a kid with “learning disabilities” looks like in Mississippi. Probably kids who moved from the north.) The rest of the school went to a parent-sponsored, school-backed prom.

Girls ass humping is okay

How fucked up is it that you can’t have two chicks who dig each other slow dance, but you can have two chicks who don’t dig each other ass humping? The south is ass-hat backwards. Listen, I fucking hate going to prom. But I hate the south more. So anyone that wants to screw over the Jesus lovin’ inbreds, you got The Duckman’s support.

(the ‘other’ prom photos)