I broke my glasses by sleeping on them. Then I broke them again playing Chatroulette. Shit. What kind of glasses should I get?
A – The bigger, the more pedo-hipster
B – We need more Buddy Hollys in this world
C – sometimes you need to look professional
D – Baby you got beautiful eyes. Pick up some contacts.
E – Other (Submit your own photos. Or photoshop one of mine to death.
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Eva "Aviva"
04/12/2010
Don’t forget the charm of going without corrective lenses. Looking puzzled and squinty can totally pump up the hip, disinterested look.
jeni
04/13/2010
we need more buddy hollys please.
Whitney
04/13/2010
You have to keep up the sparkles look. And I knew it would happen, you kept leaving them in the middle of the floor. I almost crushed em a few times.