There’s more than just being a terrible driver if you want to be a Masshole
Readers from Massachusetts, we’ve got some exciting news for you. From the man who brought you the greatness that is Pauly D, Snookie, and THE SITUATION, comes an all-new reality tv show! Some hipsters don’t believe in VH1 and MTV. Well, it’s their loss.
“We’re giving Massachusetts the chance to show the world why Bay Staters have got the hottest girls and proudly buff guys
who believe in God, family, politics, sports, beer and partying!”
I’m not sure God has existed in Massachusetts since the Salem witch trials, but I can’t wait to watch this show. Thank you, MTV.
Below is what we expect, at the minimum, for a participant to make it onto the show. If what you read below sounds like the summer of your life, please fulfill stereotypes and go to this website to apply.
You’ll pahty on the beaches of the Cape where Roast Beef subs and cases of Narragansett Light are on every Celtics towel next to a bottle of baby oil and a can of hair spray!
Are you down for one wicked cool summah, and be a part of the most wicked reality show evah!
Doron Ofir Casting is looking for blue collar, hard working, harder partying, tough talking, damn good looking Mass natives from all over the state …. Yea we’ll consider preps from Wellesley too if they got what it takes.
