Microsoft tries to be all 'cool' with 'sexting'

Microsoft, you may be able to fool all the plebeians down in middle-America, but we hipsters are too smart for you. Now sure, I’m writing this article on my Windows XP netbook. But I bought this computer before the ‘culture nihilists’ decided netbooks were nifty, compact, and affordable.

Hipsters love Macs. Sure, they may be a little pricier. But don’t get me wrong, it’s worth it. You can just flip them open, and can continue from where you left off. They have that really cool application bar at the bottom. And you can utilize photoshop to put your head on different things! Since I don’t have Photoshop on my Windows, I’ll just throw in a random picture for you to enjoy.

This is a much better way of spending time instead of blogging

Suddenly, PC (i.e. Microsoft) is trying to be hip. Well guess what, Microsoft, we’ve seen the Mac commercials and we aren’t buying it. I don’t care if you play the latest indie/rock/folk band Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros in your commercials. Because only Apple (and maybe Starbucks?) are allowed to find undiscovered awesome indie acts and bring them to the national scene.

I also don’t care if your new cellphone allows you to sext easier. Nobody actually sexts….Wait. Did you say it allows me to sext faster? And it isn’t locked into a Verizon plan? On second thought, I may have to check this thing out…