Barack Obama is a Jew who celebrates Passover

1) Yarmulka 2)Rahm Emanuel in traditional garb 3) Jewish Western Wall

I have heard people say that ‘The Might O’, AKA  Barack Obama, doesn’t like Israel. They say he dislikes the Promised Land so much that he is an anti-Semite. Granted, these people are radically stupid. If they used law-jick, they would clearly see the truth: Barack Obama is a Jew.

A Jew? Yes, a Jew. The NYtimes was the first to stumble upon this story. (I say stumble because the article is more about Obama celebrating Passover. Bumbling liberals.)

Besides for the obvious (which I discussed earlier), that Passover is the new Yom Kippur, Obama began attending seders in 2008 during his presidential run. It makes sense that the man loves Jews. I’m no statistician, but I would say upwards of 95% of his staff is Jewish. He’s almost Jewish by association. And there is no Jew in politics that is more Jewish than Rahm Emanual (Joseph Lieberman is dead to me).

Barack has been continuing the seder tradition now for 3 years running, and he has a penchant for macaroons. But that’s Bush League (pun intended). I want to hear stories that Obama’s chefs have created the most potent maror (horseradish) known to man, and that Obama eats it by the pound. Only then will I believe that he is the greatest, manliest man in the history of the world. Maybe next year?

This photo is pretty self explanatory