Glenn Beck Haikus

"Even Garfield was a communist" – Glenn Beck, a quote I just made up

Glenn Beck said religious social justice (i.e. charity from churches and synagogues helping the poor) is for communists, and that those people should leave their churches immediately.

Some people for some silly reason took offense to the non-biased, highly educated and well-informed powerhouse that is Glenn Beck. A few of  those people were part of the group Jewish Funds for Justice. I didn’t read their site, but they probably have something to do with controlling the world’s money supply and then doling it out in a Communistic manner to Jews in some universal Zionist Movement plot. They also decided to get back at Beck by asking people to make haikus to show what a mensch jackass he is/was/will forever be.

So we at Hipsterjew.com tried our hand at a couple haikus. We aren’t great at keeping our rants to a 5/7/5 format, but if you like one of them, please help us out (and Glenn Beck by association), click the link, and give us a ‘thumbs up. If we can learn anything from out dear friend Glenn, it’s that any publicity is good publicity, no matter how stupid we may look!

(Currently ranked 30th)

Beckstein reminds me
of the kid in my Jew school
who ate the glue stick

Submitted by @HipsterJew.  Link: becku.org/?13r

Glenn, who do you call
to sell you that mary jane?
I’ll need their number…

Submitted by @HipsterJew. Retweet. Link: becku.org/?14z.

Glenn Beck is just like
TV’s Pinky and the Brain…
…much more like Pinky

Submitted by @HipsterJew. Retweet. Link: becku.org/?15q.

We had another that is currently not up, but I’ll link it when it comes onto the site.

RANK: 87^th
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Beckstein reminds me
of the kid in my Jew school
who ate the glue stick

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