New study came out stating that a lot of cigarette filters have pig blood in them. Yeah. Pig blood. First thing that came to my mind was “Oh NOES! Pall Maalllz?” On top of being a tree hugging Hipster Jew, I’m also a vegetarian. So this would be the destruction of my moral compass. Well I have two things to say to this.
1. Pish
2. Posh
What do Australian scientists know? So a few cigarettes in Greece have pig blood in them. Big deal. Legally you can have a certain amount of rat shit in your food (bet you didn’t know that. Better stop eating.) If God is going to smite me for smoking cigarettes, he might as well smite me for smoking pig blood.
Damn, all this talk of pig blood has got me wanting to smoke.
going to hell
