Phrase of the Week: Pasta Girl


Pasta girl

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A girl who is so wonderful and beautiful that all you want to do is make her dinner, preferably pasta with spices.

Sexual acts MAY ensue, but the primary goal is to take care of her and make her delicious, delicious pasta.

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by tedjasperc

Mom: Who is this new girl you are bringing home? Is she another spoiled WASP or a nice Jewish girl finally?
Son: Don’t worry ma, she’s a shiksa but she’s a pasta girl. She is alot like you.
Mom: Oh good. Now get married so we can have some grandchildren.”


Props to Ted C.  and ‘Corm’ of indie rockers The Fifth Business for first using this phrase at a concert in Burlington, VT.

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  1. I smell a pastagirl.com dating service in the near future.

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