| 1. | Jewish Mother Syndrome | |
|
Known short as JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.
Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don’t eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I’m too good for her. Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa. |
||