| 1. | Jewish Mother Syndrome |   |
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Known short as JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.
Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don’t eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I’m too good for her. Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa. |
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Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
The Duckman — It all started with the wheel, man. The wheel is what we need to get rid of.
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
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