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Jews' prayers for an H&M answered

Update: I just saw this video on barstoolsports and I figure the situation looked something like this, but with a few more children being trampled.


Well, it’s about fricken time Israel finally entered the 2oth century! How were these people able to survive without an H&M for so long? Next you’ll tell me they have no Ikea. (They have one in the entire country!) Ya know, for a supposed democratic, technologically advanced western society, they are far below the bar.

I’m not even surprised that these deprived Israelis almost trampled 2 babies to get the deals that H&M is notorious for. If anything, those parents should be arrested for being irresponsible. This is not some Mother Goose nursery-rhyme hour at the local library. This is the real deal, get with it.

But I do have a problem with Johathan Sanchek, a Jewish man in Europe who is organizing boycotts against H&M’s decision to open this Israel branch. Look Jon, I as much as the next hipster agree that H&M is a terrible store. You wouldn’t catch me in an Urban Outfitters within a 3 mile radius of it. Is it really necessary to organize a boycott? I understand that this generation thinks online petitions, facebook groups, and boycotts will magically change the world. Have you thought about blogging about it instead?

I have a request for all you political activists. Either get off the weed, or stop smoking while being political. They are not bed partners. I don’t care what the Green Party tells you. Cause this dude must have been on something strong when he came up with this half-baked plan.

via Haaretz



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