coming up at 5, (against) Bar Rafaeli chastised for dating DiCaprio by Charles
An Israel organization, Lehava, who’s mission is to ensure that female Jews marry other male Jews, sent a letter to Bar Rafaeli stating their extreme displeasure in her relationship with shaygetz (Yiddish for male shiksa) hottie Leonardo DiCaprio. I’m no doctor but my professional opinion is that these grannies have a sever case of JMS (Jewish Mother Syndrome… (spoiler: future word of the week).
You might be thinking “Fuck off Lehava, let the girl do her shit,” but I will disagree. Bar Rafaeli fell off the Jewish path years ago. She married a guy just so that her hot body would be preserved and she wouldn’t have to join the Israeli army. She didn’t get the memo that the IDF breeds hot chick. Dating Leo, getting photo shoot after photo shoot, this girl was making it to the top.
More recently she has had some low moments. Getting some photos taken with “The Situation” might be worse than the Glenn Beck – Eric Massa interview. One step lower than being paid to have your picture with “The Situation” is paying to have your photo with Santa.
These grannies are jumping in at the right time. The girl is weak. Her career is possibly going down hill. She needs someone to coach her through this. They might not be the right people to do it, but atleast they know when to move in.
