Supposed peace-loving socialist Canada is losing points this week due to one capitalist asshole.
Abraham Botines, a Spanish-born Jew, has put some Nazi-era soap on display in his store in Montreal. The bar has a swastika on it, and is believed to be made out of Holocaust victims’ fat. His excuse is that he was born during that period, and ya know, just happens to be collecting these items to sell.
“It’s my soap and I’m free to do anything I want with it,” he said, probably in a whiney, know-it-all voice. He is also selling a braid of hair from Nazi extermination camps. But don’t worry, because he promises not to sell them to neo-Nazis. That should put all our anxiety at ease.
Well Abraham, thanks for justifying the distasteful, negative sides of capitalism. I don’t care if you just happen to be doing it for the promotion, I can’t think of anything that is more disgusting. I suggest you donate these items to the Holocaust Museum before every Jew from here to Timbuktu hunts you down. Asshole with a capital SOB.
Abraham
03/28/2010
You’re Welcome, Chicky! Thanks for publicizing my case! Maybe now I can get a higher bid for it!
Abraham's Evil Clone
08/05/2011
Dear Abraham,
I am your evil clone. Yes, that’s right. You are the good side. I will trade you your soap for Dracula’s third wife. She is frisky (but also messy, and I refuse to deal with it any longer.) Like you and I, she also sucks the life-force from the Good People of Canada. I’m sure she has some bottles of blood and some bone marrow that you could sell on the market. Big Bucks, Bro!
Word.
XOXOXOX,
Abraham E. Clone