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When you get divorced…

Huffington Post Article

  • “At issue is a disputed agreement that the one-time couple would raise the girl in the Jewish faith, attorneys in the case say.
  • While Joseph Reyes said he converted to Judaism after his daughter was born, he insists they never agreed to raise the girl in the Jewish faith, that they never kept a kosher home, rarely observed the Sabbath and only went to services a few times together with the child.”

The dad converted to Judaism. He got stiffed in a divorce and decided to take it public. That kinda makes him a douche. It also happened to go against his restraining order. Oops.

I think Mr. Reyes needs to take a page out of The Big Lebowski.

The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It’s all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You’re living in the fucking past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax…
[shouting]
Walter Sobchak: You’re goddamn right I’m living in the fucking past!

Thanks to Whitney for the article.



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