You might have realized in passing that all of your girlfriends have a huge crush on Zooey Deschanel. Every time Zooey is in a movie, they calmly exclaim that they are going to see it, probably opening night. You just nod and smile thinking about how much you would rather be banging the great Zooey Deschenel.
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Facebook and its week long doppelganger fad have shown me that girls don’t actually like Zooey’s acting or her music. They are gay for Zooey. Full out Lesbos and It all makes sense. She is a horrible actress. If you stop undressing her with your eyes and watch her interact with other characters, you will walk out of the theater. And She & Him? I dare you to listen Boris before you listen to She & Him.
The movies, the music, it’s all bought up by people because they wish they were banging Zooey. HBO knows this. The honorable Zooey Deschanel is going to play a groupie in I’m With the Band‘s tv pilot. That’s right.
Zooey = Groupie = Sex = Viewers = $$
