Here at Hipster Jew we love old people. And there is nothing better than old people stating their opinions on various types of music. Breakfast at Sulimay’s is a panel discussion on Music by elder North Philadelphia Residents Bill, Ann, and Joe.
Bill is the guy who won’t put up with any kind of alternative/indie music, but will surprise you with love for rap. Ann is a loud annoying granny who won’t stop bitching. Later on she dresses up like a goth. No one likes Ann, but you always need someone to hate. Dynamics, man. Joe is the shit. having Joe talk music is like sticking a big middle finger at Pitchfork. Yeah 93 years old and better music reviews than your unpaid interns. Fuck you Pitchfork. Joe knows his shit. He knows rhythm. He constantly compares conventional ‘good music’ to the contemporary crap that’s put in front of us today and he is almost always right.
Watch this video. In no way does Bill, Ann, or Joe go down on both knees for the uber crap band “Animal Collective” to gain fans *coughPITCHFORKcough*. They speak from their heart and have no bad feelings when tearing into everything you thought was cool.
