I hope all of your Purim celebrations have been festive, safe, and lacking spray-tan Guidos.
One New York City Purim party was not so lucky. I think Vinny’s tweet of the situation sums it up quite nicely “Roof just collapsed at Purim event…. I think me and @sn00ki felt the wrath for not being Jewish.”
The truth is, God has nothing against Goyim. Just the cast of Jersey Shore. Ever since my boy from Rhode-I-Land DJ Paulie D hooked up with an Israeli girl, and then we found the beautiful Bar Rafaeli doing a photo shoot with Mike ‘The Situation’, God has not been pleased. He doesn’t want his chosen women finding love with Jersey Shore.
Expect there to be a terrible calamity in Jersey Shore 2.
A Bizzle
02/28/2010
I’m still waiting for “South Shore” where they do southie, boston. Just irish people, all the fawckin tayme, men.
Niemeyergoy
03/01/2010
Jersey Shore may feel the wrath of God in the form of a tidal wave and people saying, “Thank God that’s over and done with.”