Jersey Shore Parties for Purim

I hope all of your Purim celebrations have been festive, safe, and lacking spray-tan Guidos.

One New York City Purim party was  not so lucky. I think Vinny’s tweet of the situation sums it up quite nicely  “Roof just collapsed at Purim event…. I think me and @sn00ki felt the wrath for not being Jewish.”

The truth is, God has nothing against Goyim. Just the cast of Jersey Shore. Ever since my boy from Rhode-I-Land DJ Paulie D hooked up with an Israeli girl, and then we found the beautiful Bar Rafaeli doing a photo shoot with Mike ‘The Situation’, God has not been pleased. He doesn’t want his chosen women finding love with Jersey Shore.

Expect there to be a terrible calamity in Jersey Shore 2.

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2 total comments on this postSubmit yours
  1. I’m still waiting for “South Shore” where they do southie, boston. Just irish people, all the fawckin tayme, men.

  2. Jersey Shore may feel the wrath of God in the form of a tidal wave and people saying, “Thank God that’s over and done with.”

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