So we’re at it again. The internet is full of sex predators, scammers, and most importantly anti-Semites.
Look now. I’ll agree that most Jews don’t have rhythm. Not much more than the average skinny white boy WASP population. Especially if said Jew is wearing skinny jeans and is a hipster. Hipsters are notoriously unable to groove rhythmically-it’s hilariously depressing to watch. But there are some blacks in the faith, who are said to have great rhythm and dancing skills. And this is the problem with Jewish stereotypes – Jews always have about 5 people who are the exception. Also, last time I checked any 95 year old Jewish grandmother could dance the Horah…
We do have horns, which occasionally cause airplane stewards to think we are terrorists. It happens to a praying Chassidic man once a year. And we do have big noses, but so do Italians. Hell, we’re also incredibly hairy, but so are Italians. Sometimes I wonder if the only thing that separates Jews from Italian Catholics is the whole Jesus thing.
But I’m not so sure about glassy eyes. Does that mean we are always high? Or possessed by some spirit, presumably a money and power grubbing spirit? And since we are the chosen people, is this spirit God? Does he also like money and power? (Probably.)
I do have to admit that I am excited there is one positive aspect about Jews on there, that we have high IQs. Granted we seem to use our high IQs, along with our horns, to hoard all the money and power, simultaneously destroying America while making people forget we don’t have rhythm.
But hey, aslong as the ladies and shiksas forget I have no rhythm….’nough said.
