Update: There is a dude version where you can upload your pic here. This only adds to the perverted resume of Dov Charney. Runner up douche bag to the great Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild. (thanks Neil for the link)
So American Apparel has decided to compete with Apple Bottoms Jeans for best butts in the world. Apple Bottom is known for their jeans to fill the needs of large buxommed black women. American Apparel is reigning in their own middle-upper class white asses. And what’s surprising? White women have junk in their trunk.
There are only 2 simple requirements for entering this contest: 1) Be 18 years or older and 2) Take a picture of yourself in AA panties bodysuit, or panties. Winners will receive $300 worth of AA schwag, equivalent to 1 hoodie and 3 pairs of panties. They do not specify whether you must be a woman to compete, yet there has yet to be any ‘dude butt’.
This butt was named #1Tushie, from the Bronx. I assume her Jewish mother told her this as a child, and I believe it to be true now. Score of 3.65, overall rank 23 out of 1063. Enjoy.
Abby
02/15/2010
hey charles, I do believe that YOU should buy a pair of these panties, and take a picture of yourself. send it in. and then post it. YOU can become a cult classic.
Neil
02/15/2010
For the boys:
http://i.americanapparel.net/storefront/UGCStyle/BestBottom2010_Male/index.asp
Charles
02/15/2010
Thanks for the info Neil, although I am a little disappointed. I was hoping to enter into the woman’s competition. I have no chance of winning against all those men.
Niemeyergoy
02/15/2010
Disappointingly arousing, pathetically useless.
Whitney
02/15/2010
I think Ari should send in a photo of himself in the green ones he got for his birthday last year!
Ari
02/16/2010
Now I almost feel like I have to
Niemeyergoy
02/16/2010
Do it!