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13 year old Conservative now 17 year old Liberal

Jewish 13 year old, Jonathan Krohn, is no longer a shell for the Republican Party. Because he is 17 now. His Neo-con views became out dated. And as he grew up, he learned that… well… Republicans are shit bags. It’s not that Jonathan became a liberal. I know many Conservatives / Libertarians that agree: Gay Marriage is great. Obamacare is cool (hell, Republicans came up with Obamacare 20 years ago). And the two best shows on TV are The Daily Show and Colbert Report. But it is true that he will not align with the Republican Party. In fact he has stated he will probably vote for Obama. And he’ll be going to NYU in the fall. What a shame.

As we all grow up, we live. We learn. We experience. But how dumb do you think Republicans are for listening to a 13 year old and parading him all across the country? What idiots. RIP the last young Republican.

Well, Jonathan. We welcome you with open arms to the political gray area that we all actually live in. Now please, go back to the Shire and make sure everyone is doing alright, you Frodo looking bastard.

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    @SeanPaulsen 19, 21, 23. We are old :(

  • May 19, 2013 02:17

    @TheRiceCakes hell yes! Love you

  • May 18, 2013 01:51

    @vboykis aw that place is so cute and filled with rich 20-somethings drinking $100 bottles of wine.

  • May 18, 2013 01:48

    @vboykis also where did you go? Cantina? Im spending next weekend at Cantina drowning in margaritas.

  • May 18, 2013 01:45

    @vboykis you didn't instagram your meal. Must be a social experiment

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